I dreamed that I worked for Conan and we played human bowling and I was the ball and I slid across like four lanes because I'm so crazy and funny.  But of course Conan won.  My only kind-of friend there was Conan's assistant, who is really adorable, and she was so nice to me and encouraged me to continue with my sexy comedy career.  I found out that she used to be married to Neil Young and I was a little outraged because she's about 25 years old.

I had another dream that Father Gallitan, from St. Charles, died and I saw his decaying body outside the church when I went to the funeral.